ethel’s words

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They had obviously been using alcohol, said The Church, denouncing kissers on the bit of Paris scene.

Were they washing their genitalia in alcohol? What WERE they using it for? Did they have those little cotton discs soaked in alcohol, or a big bottle, or what? Were they disinfecting kissing surfaces?

Precautions should be promoted these days, no? With all the hazards that that funny--and not so funny--flu presents, and the unmentionable, uncontrollable funny transmitted diseases, that lots of alcohol might protect users from. Yeah.

And the kissing was passionate, proclaimed The Church. Wow.

Well, a “little bit of Paris” and a little French torque--isn’t that what The Church aimed for?

Ethel C. Hale